Homeless youths are living in the stairwells of Corinne's building, but she's too busy trying to date a racist antisemite and a Jewish Negger to get involved. Max gives Corinne a high school civics quiz, which she aces, but not before identifying Survivor: Guatemala’s Lydia Morales as a United States Supreme Court Justice. The downfall of this week’s eliminated castaway causes Corinne and Max to realize that the single most important quality a Survivor contestant can possess is a willingness to talk to strangers on airplanes. During the voicemails a new voice joins the perennial debate between Summer Reading and Winter Television. The episode concludes with Corinne sharing the Doodie Chronicle to end all Doodie Chronicles.
See Gabriel Union’s new movie “Almost Christmas” and tweet Corinne about it and she’ll send it directly to Gab!