What are the odds of going on a date with someone with Marfan's Syndrome and a date with someone with Klinefelter's Syndrome? 1 in 3,000,000. Why do we know this? Because Corinne is the one in this equation. Also in this episode: EDM returns for a tight 20 minute set. Max opens up about the Toothbrush Graveyard. And Max and Corinne answer your advice questions.
This week ATF is all about learning. First, Max learns about Corinne's favorite indulgence...as Corinne learns the hard way why we never eat a tuna fish sandwich from the train station. Next, Corinne learns the answer to the question "Does Ambien ruin your brain?" Then, we learn why Chadwick's weekend was "up and down." And finally, we learn about the special clothing item one Survivor legend will ask you to wear if you are so lucky to go home with him.
Corinne encounters her future self in the form of a 70 year-old lady with a great body, a drinking problem, and a husband who waits in the car while she dances on tables. She then proceeds to go on a date with the "pro type for all chads and brads," a Harvard-educated frat boy named Chadwick Nelly who wasn't educated at Harvard, wasn't in a frat, and isn't named Chadwick Nelly. Max discovers the Cameo app and gets Corinne to guess how much other CBS reality stars charge for their personal telephonic appearances.
For years Jonathan Penner and Stacy Title have been the unofficial den leaders of the LA Survivor alumni community, welcoming past, present, and future castaways into their home and hearts with open arms. Now Stacy is in the fight of her life as she battles ALS. Visit stacyandjonathan.com to learn more about Stacy, her condition, and how you can help the Title-Penner family.
Corinne finds happiness with a long-time friendboy only to have it all slip away when he suffers massive head trauma. A man with a 12 foot beach ball and a $600,000 condo can't compete with Corinne's glitzy Hollywood lifestyle. Corinne takes a baby for a spin and the Internet calls in an Amber Alert. Max gets a leg cramp.
Hang out with Corinne, Max, the ATF Patrons and more than a hundred of your favorite reality TV weirdos at the Vegas Reality All Star Reunion, September 28-30 at the Rio in Las Vegas. For tickets and info visit tinyurl.com/vegasrealitytix.
Corinne recounts a visit from Survivor winner Michelle Fitzgerald and looks forward to a visit from a male model. Someone's too busy to go to Vegas, while someone else is protesting too much about their dick pic leak. Plus, Max and Corinne answer your dating, career, and sex advice questions. All The Fixins: like taking key bumps of ketamine at a reggae festival.
What's doing and who's screwing? Yes, it's time for Max and Corinne to catch up on all the gossip from the latest reality TV charity event/STD swap meet. Corinne is visited in Denver by her partners in crime Eliza and Franny and also entertains new Australian friend...or perhaps "friendboy"? Plus, Corinne introduces a new approach to dating that combines the best of Hinge and Task Rabbit.
Think you know everything about Corinne Kaplan? Think again. In this episode alone we learn that 1) Corinne had a pilot on the Burly Bear network; 2) the Burly Bear network is not one of HoZach's favorite fetish sites; 3)Corinne is taking her talents to Hinge in the hopes of scoring a deal on a new car; and 4) there is someone out there who is even less suited for motherhood than Corinne. PLUS, Corinne shares breaking news about her apartment situation and the ongoing saga of The Bad Neighbor.